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We are waiting for the leaves to fall.
We are waiting.

Jesus F**king Christ

Neely Comics has made another hilarious video. The Professor Brothers bring us:

Jesus F**king Christ

My Wishlist

I just pumped up My Wish List, so if you want to buy me something now, or for Christmas, then go right ahead!

Also, if your name is Reeve Hunter, then just mail me my fucking book!

I am a parcel of vain strivings tied
By a chance bond together,
Dangling this way and that, their links
Were made so loose and wide,
Methinks,
For milder weather.
A bunch of violets without their roots,
And sorrel intermixed,
Encircled by a wisp of straw
Once coiled about their shoots,
The law
By which I'm fixed.
A nosegay which Time clutched from out
Those fair Elysian fields,
With weeds and broken stems, in haste,
Doth make the rabble rout
That waste
The day he yields.
And here I bloom for a short hour unseen,
Drinking my juices up,
With no root in the land
To keep my branches green,
But stand
In a bare cup.
Some tender buds were left upon my stem
In mimicry of life,
But ah! the children will not know,
Till time has withered them,
The woe
With which they're rife.
But now I see I was not plucked for naught,
And after in life's vase
Of glass set while I might survive,
But by a kind hand brought
Alive
To a strange place.
That stock thus thinned will soon redeem its hours,
And by another year,
Such as God knows, with freer air,
More fruits and fairer flowers
Will bear,
While I droop here. - Henry David Thoreau

If you are offering someone something for free, you are assuming atleast one of two things:

1. That what you are offering, they don't have.
2. That what you are offering is better than what they already have.


This can offend many people.