Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Two Things

one: sometimes my cell phone is a little lonely, so i let him out of my pocket and let him talk to satellites and towers. he responds happily, giving me more bars. thank you cell phone. i think i might name him LEX LUTHER, CONQUEROR OF INFERIOR NATIONS AND MOST ROYALLY HIGH THRONED MASTER OF ALL COMMUNICATION. if you have a better name, just let me know.

two: if i ever come up with an invention it will be an AtmosFerry. you can guess what it does.

3 Comments:

Blogger JP said...

AtmosFerry or AtomsFerry....i am confused....

7:34 PM  
Blogger the color j said...

J.P.- Dude, it is an AtmosFerry. It gives you a ride through the Atmosphere. Atmosphere is a word that smart scientists use. And besides, who wants to ride around inside an Atom?

12:19 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

daveapplegate here. bdub just read me this entry off your blog and i was moved. miss you, man. i hope you enjoyed the alcohol-inspired ring on the cell phone a couple of nights ago. that was a strange night. we came to the conclusion that one of the girls who came up to talk to us had one prereq for a night in bed with a guy: he must drink guiness. well, here's to standards.

12:16 PM  

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