Son of Tree That Owns Itself
The Tree That Owns Itself died. The white oak that now exists is "Son of Tree That Owns Itself".
I'm definately taking a class this semester called "Terror and Food Supply". We are supposed to plan a terrorist attack on a U.S. food supply, or plan a defense against an attack.
In horticulture I will get to:
1. make a Mr. Potato Head
2. cook a dish from a horticultural product
3. grow a houseplant
4. become totally stoked
i was shopping at this Episcopalian thrift store in town and i started chatting with the old man behind the counter. i asked him if they were associated with the Episcopal church next door and he said yes. he then told me that he was a "Whiskey-Palian", and then he gave me the layman's version of their doctrine:
"We believe in everything in moderation.."
I laughed heartily at the true-ness/falseness of that statement, and kept on chuckling out loud.
He continued staring at me, smiling and responded in a severely friendly and sincere, "Everything."
I'm definately taking a class this semester called "Terror and Food Supply". We are supposed to plan a terrorist attack on a U.S. food supply, or plan a defense against an attack.
In horticulture I will get to:
1. make a Mr. Potato Head
2. cook a dish from a horticultural product
3. grow a houseplant
4. become totally stoked
i was shopping at this Episcopalian thrift store in town and i started chatting with the old man behind the counter. i asked him if they were associated with the Episcopal church next door and he said yes. he then told me that he was a "Whiskey-Palian", and then he gave me the layman's version of their doctrine:
"We believe in everything in moderation.."
I laughed heartily at the true-ness/falseness of that statement, and kept on chuckling out loud.
He continued staring at me, smiling and responded in a severely friendly and sincere, "Everything."
2 Comments:
"everything" now that's about the creepiest thing I've heard in a long time.
yes, me too jeff. just the statement "i believe in everything in moderation" is invalid. oh well.
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