Haiku Explosion

today i read through a book on famous Haiku masters of Japan. i think it made me jealous enough to wanna create my own!

Simply I ask the question-
"What is the word didactic?"
A slow somber death.

slow, somber faces
stir until a sudden death-
Quit asking questions!

"Come back to Dalton"
a second word from Enem,
"Come back to Dalton"

Number One asked Two:
"Did Three go out to dinner?"
Two said "No, He's dead."

a bearded jeff green
slowly touches butterfly,
oops, squashed a nigga!